So former Christian singer, La Katy Perry, is looking for a girl to kiss at this jeers MTV VMA’s which will be telecast on September 7.
Guess who MTV wants her to kiss?
La Lezzie Lohan haahhahahahaha!!! That would be awesome, pero joo teenk La Lindsay would be up for it. I teenk it would be cool if she got BOTH Lindsay and Samantha. Everybody would gooo crazyyy!!! And I teenk it would be great if she somehow made a chout out to Michael Lohan, ahhaha. And I would love Dina Lohan to come out too. Aw man, that would be sosh chisme. Too bad, I can’t perform there jet. I would come out weed the best ideas.
So the funny part is, as backup, they obviously have “Tila Tequila: a shot at Aids”. I’m sorry pero that is really not going to entertain anyone! I would love to see La Britney involved in this. I teenk she would be more down then La Lindsay!! And she wouldn’t have to sing or dance, she would only have to get on stage and kiss. She would soooo do it!! She has an album coming out, and she DOES need the pooblicity.
Let’s make a bet on who joo teenk La Katy Perry might kiss!!! Those who guess it right will get Hannah Montana merchandise from me!!!
Ay Dios Mio! Ok, I have to admit. I am on La Lindsay Lohan’s side on this one. Earlier this week, La Lindsay’s papa, Michael Lohan talked chit about El Samantha Ronson by saying that she is yust juicing his daughter for pooblicity. La Lindsay and El Samantha had enough. This is what they wrote on their blog!!!
La Lindsay Lohan:
If joo have something to say to me, say it to my face- that’s what i have believed my whole life- don’t be a coward and say it to others first, let alone all the media in the world- i teenk we know where the rest of this blog is going…
If joo guessed it had to do with mi padre- then joo guessed right! It really hurts, becoz i have tried- after all that mi madre and siblings have gone through, i really tried to make teengs work- For the hope of having a father again-wanting teengs to shange- even though people have said, some people will foreber remain the same.
Having said that- the people were right, and he is yet to shange- pero this time, weedout his mija by his side- He has become a public embaressment and a bully- To mi familia, my co-workers, my amigos, and a girl that means the world to me (its obvious who that is).
He has no idea what is going on in my life because i have shosen not to inbolbe him in it- His recent attack on my life and my loved ones is simply for an ADDICTION THAT HE HAS- FAME. Why he feels the need to comment on anything in my life that i may want to keep private, is beyond comprehension- If he really cared about me and my life, then he would learn to respect my witches by staying out of it.
El Samantha has not and would neber sell me out. Nor has mi mama, who is wonderful.
This further proves that any information that mi papa has about me or the people in my life is internet based- and about as accurate as a page six item.
I’m not going to engage any further, though i probably could go on…
I have said enough, i have a therapist, and it is not the the camera man at x17.
El Samantha Ronson:
i really don’t want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media wheneber possible- i know i am being juiced, i am yust a pawn- easy to sacrifice in order to feed his addiction. I was angry when i first read his attack on me, pero- for me- i believe that actions speak louder than words… so now i yust peety him- i am not standing in his way- i am not the reason that he has no contact con his mija- he is- his need to trow a tantrum for the whole mundo to hear is- i am not going to go into a play by play defense- i feel no need to pooblicly defend my role in la lindsay’s life- i’m yust sorry that she likes me more than him.
p.s. i’m not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living…. i am, always will and always have been here for her for her- not for anyteeng else….so I teenk it’s safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all….. written by me….. when does joor book come out sr. lohan?
Former Presidente Bill Leo Clinton praised El Barack Leo Obama tonight telling los delegates to the Democratic Convention that Obama is “ready to lead America and restore American leadership in the world.”
When his Scorpio wife, La Hillary Clinton, was running it was a like a telenovela primary campaign! Bill Clinton had said that Obama’s opposition to the Iraq war was a “fairy tale.” and that the brotha was unqualified. He even went on to say the following, “I mean, when is the last time we elected a president based on one jeer of serbice in the Senate before he started running? In theory, we could find someone who is a gifted television commentator and let them run.” Oh, hahaha. That is what I call talking chit!
Last winter, Clinton said that after “all the mean things” the Obama campaign had said about him, “I should be the last person to defend him. Pero, if he wins this nomination, I’m going to do what I can to help him win.”
Yeah, I wonder why. His devilish Scorpio wife ain’t giving up. It don’t matter if it takes her 8 jeers to be President or Vice President. The smart bitch has ulterior motives!! No que no???
Chisme Time!
Oye Los Angeles!!!!
La Coacha needs a group of Chisme Girls or Chisme Boys to invade the city of Los Angeles, Mexico. It will be soooo much fun!!! Let’s go to all the college campuses, streets of Hollywood, theatres and television shows and show them what Chisme Time is by posting fliers and stickers! I want to blog about our experience. Watch La Coacha in action. I am craaaazy on the streets. If interested, let me know what days joo can do it in the month of September, and October!!!
Email me at lacoacha@chismetime.com
Besos,
L.C.
Haha, El Scorpio posted a bideo on Jootube complaining about these ridiculous gas prices. This is what he says…
“Gas prices are too motherfucking high. As joo know, I do own my own yet and I have been having flying back and forth to Los Angeles, Mexico pursuing my acting career. Now, if I’m flying back and forth, like, twice in a month that’s like $200,000 or $250,000 round trip. FUCK that. I’m back on American Airlines right now. Ok? Joor papi Diddy right now is on American Airlines. Look. I want to give a chout out to all my Saudi Arabian brothers and sisters and all my brothers and sisters from all the countries that have oil, if joo could all please send me some oil for my yet I would truly appreciate it. But right now, can joo believe it, I am actually flying commercial. That’s how high gas prices are ok, so I feel joo. Look, I’m at the gate right now. This is proof that gas prices are too high, we need to do something about it, so tell whoever the next presidente is that we need to bring gas back down.”
Like it’s that easy Scorpio! Look at me! I don’t have money to eat food anymore becoz all my dinero goes to gasolina. Joo guys don’t even know how mosh I drive. I am a taxi for my relatives. Plus I hustle eberyday. What’s going to happen when I start doing street team promotions next month???? Sadly, I don’t teenk these gas prices are going to get solved weed our next president. What do joo guys teenk is going to happen???
