La Coacha
Posted by: La Coacha on Thursday, May 29th, 2008 to Smack the Piñata

El Bill Murray’s wife of more than 10 jeers, La Yennifer Butler Murray, filed for diborce and she is spilling the beans honey!!!

She say he is guilty of “adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusibe behabior, physical abuse, sexual addictions and frequent abandonment.”

I swear to the LOR. Based on this behabior I totally guessed what sign Bill Murray was. Can joo guess? Addiction to alcohol and sexual addictions!!! HELLO!!!!

BIRGO MAN! BIRGO MAN! BIRGO MAN! BIRGO MAN!!!!!!!!! His birthday was on September 21. I called it!!!!

Murray is depressed that his wife diborced him. They habe 4 kids together. Typical Birgo man. They screw up, then they get REALLY depressed, almost suicidal. And then, guess what? They turn to alcohol and sex. LOSERS!!!!

La Yennifer goes on to say that he would often leabe the state or country without telling her or his shildren!!! And then she say that he was unfaithful to her on seberal occasions, writing that he “trabels oberseas where he engaged in public and private altercations and sexual liaisons.”

Learning lesson: Birgo MEN should only be boytoys, don’t fall in love weed them!!!!

Wow, no wonder his acting in “Lost in Translation” was good. It wasn’t acting. He for choor tried to get weed La Scarlet’s tits!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MV7Sym8bIQ



4 Responses to “ I liked Bill Murray until his wife spilled the frijoles. ”

  1. DOLLEY , on May 29th, 2008 at 12:20 pm Said:

    aren’t virgos supposed to be innocent and virgins? 

  2. Karmamyass , on May 29th, 2008 at 12:22 pm Said:

    P I M P

  3. samantha , on May 29th, 2008 at 12:53 pm Said:

    eh, i never liked him.

  4. stupid beesh , on May 29th, 2008 at 1:47 pm Said:

    do you have personal experience with them la coacha?

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