Joo know what time it is?

La Alanis Morissette say a recent breakup made her crazy, pounding pillows ebery night.

Hm…I teenk she is talking about El Ryan Reynolds.

Her next album will be all about him. He made her hit rock bottom. They were engaged. Whatta khappened?

Now he is engaged to the sexy La Scarlet Yohansson.

That must hurt!!! I would be doing more than pounding pillows.

Pero, I am still soorprised a hippie like her got ass from a hot guy like him. Isn’t it ironic, don’t joo teenk?