Madonna ‘Madge’ Ciconne has three children: daughter Lourdes or Lola (from her Cuban sperm donor/trainer), Rocco (the biological child of both Madonna and Guy) and David (adopted African child). According to the Daily Mail, Madonna has enforced these ridiculous demands with ex-husband Guy Ritchie:
1. Under no circumstances, should they read newspapers, magazines or be allowed to watch TV or DVDs.
2. They must adhere at all times to a macrobiotic, vegetarian, organic diet with no processed or refined foods.
3. All water they drink, even when it is dilute organic juice, should be Kabbalah Water (Mountain Spring Water blessed by leaders of the Kabbalah religion she follows).
4. They should wear the clothes Madonna has sent with them on the flight. If they need to be bought anything, they should not contain man-made fibres.
5. Their hands should be regularly cleaned with disinfectant spray if they are in public places.
6. They should not be bought toys which are spiritually or ethically unsound.
7. Guy should not discuss the separation with them!
8. Madonna should have phone contact with the boys as much as three or four times a day at times set by her.
9. The boys should not be introduced to Guy’s new friends, especially any new female friends he has attracted since the separation.
10. Madonna has encouraged the access to give him time with the boys, rather than his parents spending large amounts of time with the boys.
11. The boys should be photographed while with Guy. It is his responsibility to organize security so that does not happen.
12. At bedtime, Guy should read David the English Rose books Madonna wrote.
Madonna forgot to add one more to her list:
13. Under no circumstances may the boys watch any La Coacha videos making fun of their mother!
Cheese freakin’ CRAAAZYYY!!!!!!!!
[...] According to a British Magazine, (Joo-K Daily Mirror), El Birgo gave up custody of the couple’s shildren to avoid any familia splitting. He wants the brothers and sister to be together and not be separated. Or he yust doesn’t want to deal weed Madonna’s List of 12 Demented Demands. [...]