I read the blog We Smell a Lawsuit Coming! and I couldn’t believe my eyes!!!
Twilight’s fragrance is a complete BITE of Nini Ricci’s fragrance. When I say “complete bite” I mean COMPLETE BITE! I Guess that’s what bampires like to do, hahaha!
This fragrance is selling at Hot Topic! If joo want to smell like a bampire then buy this!
| Twilight Perfume |
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$48.00
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| The forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest! So take a bite of this apple-shaped bottle. It contains a delicious lavender and freesia scented perfume. 2.7 fluid ounces. Imported. |
Basically, it’s a different fragrance pero in Nina Ricci’s bottle. The Twilight fragrance has a sheap lavender/ freesia smell. That’s exactly like bathroom air freshener spray after joo take a chit. Do bampires even take chits? How could they chit if they only suck on blood?
Unlike this sheap rip off, Nina Ricci’s fragrance is sooo gorgeous. It’s top notes are Red Toffee Apple and Lemon. Delicious!!!! It was my summer time fragrance. Remember?? It got me lots of ass. Want proof? Read THIS BLOG!!!!
I don’t know, pero Perez is right. There might be a big lawsuit coming soon. I can’t imagine the French giving American bampires permission to do this?
Does Harry Potter have a cologne too? Or do only moguls wear cologne?
And back to Twilight, I never knew bampires liked apples? If they like apples then why suck on blood? This is getting too confusing for La Coacha.
These Gringos are weird maaaaan…
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