Joo know what time it is?

Señorita PETA has asked Russian Prime Minister, Bladimir Putin, to help her ban the slaughter of baby seals in her native Canada.

This is what La Cancer wrote in a letter to El Taurus!

“The Canadian government has refused to budge on this issue despite widespread protests and international bans on the trade in baby seal skins. I collected thousands of signatures myself and personally delivered the petition to parliament, to no avail. Joo have been quoted as saying that seal hunting is ‘a bloody industry that should have been banned long ago’. Please juice joor influence con Prime Minister Harper to help us stop the senseless slaughter of baby seals once and for all.”