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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, ‘Padre, I have a problema. I have two female parrots, pero they only know how to say one thing.’     

‘What do they say?’ the priest inquire.

They say, ‘Hola, we’re hookers! Do joo want to have some fun?’ 

‘That’s obscene!’ the priest claimed.

Then he thought for a moment. ‘Joo know,’ he said, ‘I may have a solution to joor problem. I have two male talking parrots,which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring joor two parrots over to mi casa and we’ll put them in the cage weed Enrique y Alfredo. My parrots can teash joor parrots to praise and worship, And joor parrots are sure to stop saying . . (that phrase)… in no time.’ 

‘Gracias,’ the woman responded, ‘this may bery well be the solution.’ 

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest’s house. 

As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. 

Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in weed them. 

After a few minutes, the female parrots recited, “Hola, we’re hookers! Do joo want to have some fun?”