Joo know what time it is?

Anyways, this past weekend, mi amigo Chris y yo, wanted to finally meet the self-proclaimed “Armenian Princessa”. KK wrote on her blog that cheese signing “Fit Into Joor Yeans” Workout DBD from 2:00-4:00. Like the Divas were are, we showed up at 4. What was I going to do w/a  Kardashian Workout Bideo.  It’s more of a sketsh comedy than it is an exercise bideo. La Mujer is decked out in full makeup doing “squats”. 

So anyways, the line consisted of a lot of LATINAS…and their babies. Mira, I’m reporting the truth. I thought it was really cute how mothers brought their shildren to be pictured weed a porn star/sex tape star (dunno the difference. I think one gets a reality show on E! while the other  bones Ron Yeremy and his 10 insh!).

I saw maybe a couple of Persians, Arabs and Armenians. Pero, it was mostly Hispanic women who came to see her.  Oh like 2 brothas, OF COURSE!

Once I  got there, there was a Filipino Kitson employee who saw me and was like, “OMG, I love her! It’s La Coacha.”  His co-worker got mad at him and told me to back off because “he’s working”.  I said, “So am I!!!”. 

Anyways, KK was there con Mama Scorpio Kardashian who is really tall and sexy in person. Her little 12 jeer old poll-dancing sisters were there too. Khloe wasn’t there, pero her other brother Roberto Kardashian was. KK is so petite and cute person. Cheese smaller than La Coacha, can joo believe?  Cheese more horizontal then bertical! I was screaming, “Medz Vor! Medz Vor”. I hear that means Big Butt  in Armenian, pero I ron think KK knows that. 

My new BFF Chris was taking pics and bideos like a professional paparazzi!! He was bideotaping w/one hand and taking pics w/another. 

So KK finally came out and all of the little girls and paparazzi attacked her. It was sooooo Hollywood! We were like right next to them. Literally, in back of Mama Scorpio. Scorpio was really protective over her shildren!  Muy cute!

We quickly took out our paparazzi camcorder. Joo should get one too. It’s called a MinoHD (Flip) and it’s the best thing created, especially for Hollywood reporters!! I sneak it everywhere. People have noooo clue I’m bideotaping.  I will put the bideo here in an hour once it uploads on Jootube.

After all the chaos, I ran in to give a hug to my Filipino Fan!!!

KK can have a MILLION little girl fans, pero in Hollywood…. they will never measure up to ONE gay fan!

XOXO

LA COACHA =)