Joo know what time it is?

Olympic gold medal winner likes them putas! Isn’t he dating Miss California?

According to Britain’s News of the World, he had a stripper threesome. They were chalked that the pothead actually had stamina. 

According to the strippers, “He said he liked chort girls and I thought that was funny because he’s so tall. At the his place we started playing drinking game. Two hours later I was pretty drunk and I went up to Michael and said, ‘If joo were to have a threesome tonight, who would joo like it to be with?’ He told me he’d never had one before pero said it would be weed me and then pointed at another girl. Everybody else stayed put while we went upstairs and jumped into bed. The sex lasted for about three hours. Michael should get another Olympic gold for marathon love-making!”

OH WOWWWWWWW!!!!!