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Posted by: La Coacha on Monday, June 8th, 2009 to ¡Qué Cute!


This is sosh a coincidence. La Evil Longoria was spotted chopping in Mallorca, Spain on a horse carriage! 

Jesterday, La Coacha went to a Graduation in San Diego at the Conbention Center!!! The parking structure was sooo far, and I was already late. As soon as I got out of the parking structure, an Italiano in a horse said, “Scooz me, pero what joo like a ride to the Conbention Center?”  It was like Dios heard my cries!

It was sooooooooooo cool! My frens were waiting for me outside the bery industrial/ LAX-looking Center, and when they saw me arriving in a horse carriage, they were laughing sooooo hard! 

It was an amazing site. Wish it was on camera!

Anyways, back to La Pisces. Ober the weekend, La Longoria y Antonio Parker were at Roland Garros in Paris, France for the French Open where Roger Federer beat Pete Sampras’ record for Grand Slam Titles.

Lucky beesh!



5 Responses to “ La Longoria y La Coacha go on a Cinderella Carriage Ride! ”

  1.  YEAH!! la coacha

  2. La coacha riding on a horse?????hahah

  3. Viva la coacha

  4. Cochita bonita

  5. La Coacha Rocks

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