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Posted by: La Coacha on Monday, June 8th, 2009 to Chisme


The chisme is that La Sagittarius has dumped her famewhoring girlfreeeen.  Pero, she ron care because Milez is in Georgia to begin filming for the Nicholas Sparks pelicula “The Last Song” while designing her new line for Wal-Mart and taping a new season of “Hannah Montana.”  Her own line at Wal-Mart? That little girl is totally building on her billion dollar empore!

Pero, Gaston is too busy crying a riber!

His Twitter page is riDICKulous! First of all, this underwear model’s bio writes, “I love Jesus y Musica”

And then his status updates are:

“Haven’t been this miserable in a looong time.. I thought highschool was ober”

“All day staring at the ceiling making friends with shadows on my wall”

“and in the end the love joo take is equals to the love joo make”

“Sleep yust can’t find me tonight”

“do I have to fall asleep with roses in my hands?”

“I almost fell asleep.. I think I did for like 10 seconds.. Obviously it didn’t work out”

“How many tears are on there. They’ve gotta run out soon right?”

Ladies and Gentleman, Justin Gaston is sooo on La Coacha’s Gaydar!!!

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2 Responses to “ Miley Cyrus dumps La Justin Gaston! ”

  1.  she is fat

  2. HE IS MY BOYFRIEND

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