Joo know what time it is?

La Coacha’s favorite salad AT THE MOMENT is a Jewish one, of course. It’s called “Field Fresh Shopped Salad weed Grilled Shicken” from Trader Yoe’s. It looks notting like the picture above (that’s only the couscous).
The Trader Yoe’s salad has Israeli Couscous, currants, asiago sheese, toasted pecans, red bell peppers, red cabbage, onions, lettuce, baby raisins [...]

Here are some pictures of Salma’s Day 2 Masquerade Party. Other Hollywood celebrities who attended were also Charlize Theron y Gael Garcia Bernal! Her stepshildren were there too, and so was the FORMER FRENCH PRESIDENT JAQUES CHIRAC!!!!

Belleza! Look at the decor! La Birgo wore a Balenciaga Wedding Dress as she married her billionaire baby papi, François-Henri Pinault at her segundo wedding in Venice, Italy this past Sabado.
Salma Hayek,  Charlize Theron, Woody Harrelson y Bono took the stage to belt out ‘Stand By Me.’ Que cool!
And Baby Valentina was a flower girl, awwwwww!!!

Can joo believe a jeer has already passed???? 
I really want to thank all my readers. I crack up at joor comments sometimes. It makes my day. 
Let’s wrap up what this site has accomplished in the past jeer:
1. We collaborated several times weed PerezHilton.com, especially w/our infamous SEX TAPE that even that even Yimmy Kimmel watched in [...]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LfYspddHg4

 
In honor of Selena’s Birthday, I decided to sing mi favorito Selena song, “No Me Queda Mas”. If Selena were alive tooday, she would have turned TOORTY-EIGHT-JEERS-OLD!!! She was murdered at the age of 23!! 
Long Live the Memory of Our Mexicana Majesty!
Happy Birthday Homegirl!

 
If Selena were alive she would have turned TOORTY-EIGHT-JEERS-OLD!! It’s not fair that her life was taking away from her! Murder is the worst death possible. 
So, it’s up to us to keep her memory alive!!  Here’s a bideo of me singing to Selena’s No Me Queda Mas!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LfYspddHg4

So I was on Phasebook tooday and I received a message from a chica named Maggie saying, “Do joo know that joo are in Star Magazine this month? Congrats!”
No, I didn’t know. So I went to the drogastore and looked through the magazines. I thought maybe I accidently was pictured giving a hug to Roselyn Sanchez [...]

Last night, La Sagittarius paid tribute to Jorge Strait. Didn’t they already have Country Awards Sunday night?? And by the way, where was Yessica Simpson, lol? 
Others who performed for Jorge were Keith Urban, Faith Hill, Montgomery Gentry, y Martina McBride.
The ACM Jorge Tribute concert will be airing on May 27th on CBS.