So I was on Phasebook tooday and I received a message from a chica named Maggie saying, “Do joo know that joo are in Star Magazine this month? Congrats!”
No, I didn’t know. So I went to the drogastore and looked through the magazines. I thought maybe I accidently was pictured giving a hug to Roselyn Sanchez at the Eva Longoria fundraiser event that I went to last week. Pero, I looked through the magazine and didn’t see myself. So I thought maybe Maggie yust saw una chica weed a flower in her hair and thought it was me.
Mi mama didn’t even see it!
And then Maggie wrote, “It is in this week’s itchoo. It has Tori Spelling on the cover. In a piece entitled “Don’t Quote Me” on page 61 is Miley Cyrus. It is about her making fun of Asians. It is a snap shot of a page on ChismeTime.com, “The Chinitos are suing Miley Cyrus for $4 Billion!!!!” It has joor picture as well and it says that it is posted by La Coacha! I was happy to see joo get the press. I think joo are hilarious! Keep it up!”
So, I went back to the drogastore, and I found it!!! I called mi mama and she was like “Page 361? I ron see it”. I said, “What page 361?? Of course joo ron see it. It’s not a BOOK! It’s on Pagina 61!!”
Gracias Star Magazine for promoting ChismeTime.com!!! Star could have printed any other website!
Special thanks to Maggie for telling me about it and to my cousin Armen Christopher Ramon Soudjian for posting the picture on Phasebook!
ChismeTime.com readers, get joor copy at the drogastore tooday!!
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS YOU GUYS!!!!
xoxoxo
YAY COACHA!