Joo know what time it is?

(Courtesy of Seventeen Magazine)

In the new Seventeen Magazine La Miley Cyrus gives us so much chisme on her “serious” two-jeer relationchip weed El Nick Yonas.

This is what the Sagittarius had to say…”Ay, El Nick and I loved eash other. We still do, pero we were in love weed eash other. For two jeers he was basically my 24/7. Pero it was really hard to keep it from people. We were arguing a lot, and it really wasn’t fun. We became boyfriend and girlfriend the day we met. He was on a quest to meet me, and he was like, ‘I teenk joo are beautiful and I really like joo.’ And I was like, ‘Ay Dios Mio, I like joo so much.’ ”

Hahahhahahahaha

They are 15 jeers old now…that means they were ‘dating’ at 13 jeers old!!! IN LOVE AT 13?? Supposedly the Yonas brothers wear “purity” rings, as their promise to neber habe premarital sex! HAHAH, Miley Cyrus and premarital sex in the same sentence? Who joo foolin’ pendejo???

She continues chisme-ing by saying that after their breakup, she “went into this weird funk” and “bawled” for a month. On the day they broke up she also she dyed her hair black because El Nick was turned on when she had highlights. Oh Lor…

She claims that she loves being single now. Damn rye beesh, joo are only 15 jeers old!!! She goes on to say, “I’m yust, like, happy to be single. I like to have fun and yust be able to hang out weed someone if I want to and not feel like I have to call someone 24/7″. What’s up weed her saying “24/7″ in ebery sentence???

Anyways, I ron teenk Nick cares. He is a Birgo. Birgos boys are sooo slutty. He already is dating Miley’s Disney competition, La Selena Gomez.

Chisme Time, Chisme, Chisme Time!!!