So last night after I went to the Hollywood Improv show (Writers of Shellsea Lately), I went to meet up with my friends Travis y Bijou at Cafe 101.
There was this guy right in front of me that looked really familiar. I couldn’t really poot my finger on it or in it. And then I told my friends” Hey is he the one that made a sex tape with La Paris Hilton?”. My friends weren’t sure. I forgot his name, and then Travis said, “I think his name is Rick Salomon”. So to get his attention, my friend said “Salomon” out loud. No response. My other friend said “Rick” out loud. No response.
La Coacha looked at him and said, “I’VE SEEN JOOR PEEEEEENIS!!!!!”. HUGE RESPONSE. Like typical white trach, they were all high 5-ing eashother and laughing!
I went up to his BIG table and said, “Hey we got something in common! We are both SEX STARS!!! Joo have a sex tape with Paris Hilton and I have one with Perez Hilton!!!”.
So he wanted me to send it to him and gave me his email address!
I then said “I hear joo made $7 Million with the Paris Hilton Sex Tape! Joo were married to Channon Doherty and divorced the same jeer. Joo then got married to La Pamela Anderson and got divorced in a couple of weeks!”
He had the biggest smile on his face.
So like typical white trach he said” I want to see joor ass! I want to see joor ass!”
I kinda got annoyed and ignored him after.
Pero, in case he is reading this. HERE IS MY ASSSS!
LOL!
Coacha, you look gorgeous in that pink dress!
~joo so Caliente…..
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YOU DRESS SOOO CUTE COACHA!
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