La Coacha
Posted by: La Coacha on Thursday, May 7th, 2009 to Chisme


What he doesn’t know English? How do they cum unicate? I forgot sex is the joobersal language!

Poor Lourdes. Her madre is sosh a putita!

The chisme is that La Leo is so  frustrated weed trying to understand her fock buddy’s English. So mosh so that La Isla Bonita singer has hired a tutor to teash Jesus English.

According to Star Magazine, “Cheese paying more than $1,000 per week for him to learn English.”

Why doesn’t Madonna yust learn Portuguese??? She pays so mosh money for Kabbalah, Buddha, guitar lessons! Let her learn Portuguese!!!

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6 Responses to “ Madonna sponsors English Lessons for Jesus Luz! ”

  1. Alfonso , on May 7th, 2009 at 10:00 am Said:

    She can teach ME!

  2. BlancaYolanda , on May 7th, 2009 at 10:00 am Said:

    Hay!!Honey

  3. Lupita , on May 7th, 2009 at 10:01 am Said:

    Corazon

  4. Efrain , on May 7th, 2009 at 10:02 am Said:

    I am his twin

  5. Terry , on May 7th, 2009 at 10:20 am Said:

    Teach him Spanish. It willbe easier for him hHAHAA

  6. aNGELA , on May 7th, 2009 at 10:21 am Said:

    Beautiful Eyes!!!!

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